Reasons Why You Shouldn't Mess With Jack Bauer

 Jack Bauer, First Of His Name

1) There has not been a terrorist attack in the United States since Jack Bauer first appeared on television.
2) Jack Bauer doesn’t need to search the internet, he just stares a computer down until it gives him the information he needs.
3) Jack Bauer sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Jack Bauer.
4) Jack Bauer is the only reason why Waldo is hiding.
5) Jack Bauer does not run out of ammunition. He simply lets everyone else have their moment to shine.
6) Jack Bauer is what Willis was talking about.
7) Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
8) Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That’s why there’s no life on Mars.
9) Jack Bauer’s tears cure cancer…It’s too bad Jack doesn’t cry.
10) Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.

Surprises From 24's First 8 Seasons

Jack's Many Surprise Encounters

In less than 24 hours, Jack is back with a vengeance. With the new season being compressed to 12 hours, get ready for a non-stop thrill ride that has had all the fat from past seasons trimmed off. To catch up before the premiere, check out this post ad It's The Skinny and also enjoy all the surprise cameos that have jumpstarted some careers.

24's First 8 Seasons: What You May Have Missed